Monday, August 17, 2009

Manginas - The lapdogs of Feminism

What is worse than a raving feminist woman with her entitlement attitude and ordering everyone around while she mocks everything around her with disdain? Why the sniveling mangina man who caters to such women.
I am sure you have seen them. These are the scrawny guys who are manning the community organizing tables while supporting Obama buttons who can quote all the feminist propaganda about domestic violence, wage disparity and anti-gun legislation all while shoving a voter registration form in your face as you try to walk around them.

If you don't see them at the table commenting on how lovely the red nail polish looks on his fat assed female volunteer partner or describing how a co-workers husband got out of hand with her while trying to defend himself while she slapped him for forgetting the dry cleaning. All you have to do is stick around for a bit as he is off playing go-fer and will soon show up with a round of Latte or ice cream, paid for out of his own pocket, for the self important cows he panders to.
These guys will usually pick out a fairly attractive woman to play their reverse version of fag hag for. They think they have one up on all the other men playing to their sensitive side like they could follow this woman to the bathroom and be included in the group pee/makeup/gossip session. They think it is a mark of their "manhood" to be included as an honorary member of "Chicks night out". Somehow they remain totally oblivious to the fact that they are really getting nowhere while the barbarians they like to bad mouth and listen intently as the women around them complain about, are the ones who get laid and leave.

These guys wear shorts all Summer... Ok even real men wear shorts but these manginas wear them about 4 inches shorter than real men and have thighs about as big around as baseball. They typically sport T-shirts all Summer with logos that read "Paws n Claws", "Save the Hooters" or now adays simply an Obama - "yes we can shirt".

They don't do well in direct sunlight as their glasses tint up too much and the glare from their receding hairlines makes it hard to be around them cause of the reflection. They are prepared though when the sun gets too much and can whip a bottle of lotion out of their belt packs with a flourish.

They are also proud to be the only heterosexual man they know of to have ever uttered the phrase "You go girl". They will call a real man a "Pig" or "Racist" faster than their female co-volunteers can take out a sub-prime loan but will melt into the back once the shouting actually starts.

After the fund raiser or community drive is over they will invite everyone back to their place for wine and a soak in the hot tub. Later that night they will go to bed alone thinking they really scored points running back and forth serving the women wine as they discussed how cute the young boys next door are getting.
They sure got one up on all the dumb ass men out there. They know what women want. But strangely they seem to want that too.

3 comments:

  1. Manginas are our BIGGEST ENEMIES by far...

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  2. Words are useless without defintion.

    Many of us in the MGTOW/MRA movement toss the word "mangina" around without realizing the new readers who may not understand. Having a handy description of such people and why they are damaging to anyone they are in contact with will be helpful. Thank you.

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  3. Ya I seriously hate these guys. They give weight to the raving madness of feminism just to feed their own misaligned chivalry. Somehow thinking that pandering to the double standards of these women makes them more attractive.

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